Well, I've not died since my last birthday, so that's worth celebrating. I'm just glad I get to share a day of birth with these "tremendous people."
-Elton John (gay guy who at one time wrote/sang creative songs)
-Sheryl Swoopes (chick who was good at basketball)
-Sarah Jessica Parker (bad actress from the trashiest show)
-Aretha Franklin (former good and healthy singer)
-Howard Cosell (former ABC Sports Broadcaster)
-John Smoltz (MLB pitcher with great beard)
But the one I am the happiest about is....my girl, Danica Patrick, the hottest race car driver since ever.
Happy Birthday to Us, Danica!!!
See ya in a year.